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Beachcomber Reviews

What diners say about Beachcomber in Malahide, Co. Dublin: 5 recent public reviews and an overall rating of 3.5/5 from 146 reviewers on Google.

3.5/5

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146 public reviews · read them on Google Maps
Conor Duffy2025 · via Google
★★★★★

Absolutely outrageous portions for the money they expect and service is awful. My counterparts in the queue were fairly merry and the staff seem to want to take advantage of that. Ordered a portion of 5 chicken tenders and a single and was charged just over €11, granted there were 5 tenders in the bag given but there was no more than 13 chips in the bag. I flagged this with staff who were dismissive and insisted this was a normal portion. I will avoid going forward. Beware of a business taking advantage of those less cognisant of what they are being handed after they've had a few pints. Dreadful.

Helen Nolan2023 · via Google
★★★★★

Awful food. Ordered delivery. Dry cold chips. Chicken breast was black. Thin greasy film of batter on fish. Very small portions of chips. Phoned to complain. Was offered a discount on my next order? Won't be eating there again.

grainne caseyJanuary 2026 · via Google
★★★★★

Got a takeaway fish and chips. Tasty and Generous portions especially with their curry sauce which most takeaways can be a little mean with. Fast service and fairly priced

Rory Attwood2024 · via Google
★★★★★

Second time here, the staff are friendly but stern but have to put up with a lot. My food both times was OK, especially after having a few beers.

Both times the chips were very undercooked and the cheese is never melted when you order cheesy chips. The baguette for the chicken is spongy, almost like it’s been microwaved back from frozen. Offering fresh baguette would really improve the offering.

TLDR -
1) cook chips for longer or at warmer temperatures
2) use better/fresher ingredients

Training Two2025 · via Google
★★★★★

Great place in the past. Got the chips and onion rings 2 weeks ago. Portion sizes are meagre. I’ve never gotten a bag of chips this small before

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